{"product_id":"goannae-no-dae-that","title":"'Goannae No Dae That!'","description":"\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA Scottish classic that captures the spirit of resistance, humour, and speaking truth.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Tagline --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for anyone who loves Scottish wit and the power of saying no.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\u003c!-- Access Your Content --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border: 2px solid #ddd; padding: 16px; border-radius: 6px; background: #f9f9f9; margin-bottom: 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 16px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003eAccess Your Content in Seconds\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col style=\"margin-left: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComplete your purchase on our store.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDownload \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/thegreyhill.com\/pages\/the-grey-hill-app\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Grey Hill App\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e (free).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLog in using the same email from checkout.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour ebook will appear instantly in your library.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; color: #555;\"\u003eAll content is securely delivered through our app and not offered as a Shopify download.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\u003c!-- About the Ebook --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAbout the Ebook\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-sleek-node-id=\"i8jqHW\"\u003eThe Scots have a unique way of communicating their feelings. Their sayings are cheeky, to the point, rude and always funny. Scotland’s bestselling humour author is back with his latest collection of hilarious Scottish sayings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sleek-node-id=\"AoTYcl\"\u003e‘Away an’ bile yer heid an’ mak silly soup!’\u003cbr data-sleek-node-id=\"0I6k1s\"\u003e‘If you don’t behave ah’ll pawn ye an’ sell the ticket.’\u003cbr data-sleek-node-id=\"dBY3jb\"\u003e‘That wan’s in everything but the Co-operative windae!’\u003cbr data-sleek-node-id=\"wGl4dO\"\u003e‘If ah had your money ah wid burn ma ain.’\u003cbr data-sleek-node-id=\"Ind6lY\"\u003e‘Ye’ve goat a heid oan ye like a stair-heid.’\u003cbr data-sleek-node-id=\"7qi8OL\"\u003e‘The gemme’s a bogie.’\u003cbr data-sleek-node-id=\"NhlPbt\"\u003e‘Yer cruisin’ fur a bruisin’.’\u003cbr data-sleek-node-id=\"AbJ62E\"\u003e‘Ah’m that hungry ah could eat a scabbie-heided horse.’\u003cbr data-sleek-node-id=\"ISdF1T\"\u003e‘Castor oil cures everythin’ but a widden leg.’\u003cbr data-sleek-node-id=\"L2lFAu\"\u003e‘Wan minute yer a peacock an’ the next yer a feather duster.’\u003cbr data-sleek-node-id=\"RTvuif\"\u003e‘Yer talkin’ mince withoot a tattie in sight.’\u003cbr data-sleek-node-id=\"1dRfqs\"\u003e‘Lang may yer lum reek, an’ may a wee moose never leave yer kitchen press wi’ a tear in its ee.’\u003cbr data-sleek-node-id=\"AmlmPZ\"\u003e‘Yer herr’s mingin’, hingin’ an’ clingin’.’\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sleek-node-id=\"TMPl5V\"\u003e\u003cem data-sleek-node-id=\"DVj1Ey\"\u003eFrom the infallible wisdom of the Glesca Granny, to the hilarious patter of larger-than-life conductress Big Aggie MacDonald, Allan Morrison has a sharp eye and a silver tongue when it comes to observational humour.\u003c\/em\u003eSCOTLAND ON SUNDAY on \u003cem data-sleek-node-id=\"SaVtXr\"\u003eHaud Ma Chips, Ah’ve Drapped the Wean!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eReview\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem data-sleek-node-id=\"He6NQo\"\u003eFrom the infallible wisdom of the Glesca Granny, to the hilarious patter of larger-than-life conductress Big Aggie MacDonald, Allan Morrison has a sharp eye and a silver tongue when it comes to observational humour.\u003c\/em\u003e  \u003cstrong data-sleek-node-id=\"u6lZJc\"\u003eScotland on Sunday\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\u003c!-- Why You'll Love This Ebook --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy You'll Love This Ebook\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAuthentic Scottish voices\u003c\/strong\u003e and captivating narratives.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRich cultural heritage\u003c\/strong\u003e woven throughout every page.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublished by Luath Press\u003c\/strong\u003e, Scotland's leading independent publisher.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInstantly accessible\u003c\/strong\u003e through The Grey Hill App.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\u003c!-- About the Author --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ehas a sharp eye and a silver tongue when it comes to observational humour.SCOTLAND ON SUNDAY on Haud Ma Chips, Ah've Drapped the Wean!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\u003c!-- Publication Details --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePublication Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/strong\u003e Luath Press\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e 28 November 2014\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrint Length:\u003c\/strong\u003e 160 pages (Ebook edition)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eISBN (Ebook):\u003c\/strong\u003e 9781910324363\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFormat:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ebook\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/strong\u003e English\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\u003c!-- FAQ --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow do I access my ebook?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDownload \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/thegreyhill.com\/pages\/the-grey-hill-app\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Grey Hill App\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e and log in using the same email you used at checkout. 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