{"product_id":"should-ve-gone-tae-speavers-ref","title":"Should've Gone Tae Speavers, Ref!","description":"\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAllan Morrison's witty observations on Scottish football, culture, and the referee's questionable decisions.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Tagline --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for anyone who loves Scottish humour and understands that football is life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\u003c!-- Access Your Content --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border: 2px solid #ddd; padding: 16px; border-radius: 6px; background: #f9f9f9; margin-bottom: 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 16px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003eAccess Your Content in Seconds\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col style=\"margin-left: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComplete your purchase on our store.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDownload \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/thegreyhill.com\/pages\/the-grey-hill-app\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Grey Hill App\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e (free).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLog in using the same email from checkout.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour ebook will appear instantly in your library.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; color: #555;\"\u003eAll content is securely delivered through our app and not offered as a Shopify download.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\u003c!-- About the Ebook --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAbout the Ebook\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-sleek-node-id=\"0DDugK\"\u003eMeet wisecracking referee ‘Big Erchie’ as he faces match-fixing, assault charges and the wrath of fans. Should’ve Gone Tae Specsavers, Ref! is about those people who hate football but go along to games to ruin them for everyone else – the referees!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-sleek-node-id=\"DT5yQx\"\u003e\u003cem data-sleek-node-id=\"LFDBUf\"\u003e‘Right, that’s enough of your persistent fouling, my friend,’ Erchie said to the Aberdeen striker, ‘You’ve got yerself a red card.’\u003cbr data-sleek-node-id=\"Ez0o5W\"\u003e‘An’ you know what ye can dae wi’ yer card, ref. Ye can stick it where the sun don’t shine.’\u003cbr data-sleek-node-id=\"5hGhYq\"\u003e‘Too late, son. There’s hunners up there already!’ retorted Erchie. ‘Aff!’\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem data-sleek-node-id=\"OEV3KV\"\u003eInterweaving humour with a history of football in Scotland and featuring teams from Scotland’s four divisions, this book is a must-read for every football fan.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\u003c!-- Why You'll Love This Ebook --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy You'll Love This Ebook\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAuthentic Scottish voices\u003c\/strong\u003e and captivating narratives.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRich cultural heritage\u003c\/strong\u003e woven throughout every page.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublished by Luath Press\u003c\/strong\u003e, Scotland's leading independent publisher.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInstantly accessible\u003c\/strong\u003e through The Grey Hill App.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\u003c!-- About the Author --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\" data-sleek-node-id=\"EdVt3F\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-sleek-node-id=\"pz2JeB\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black;\" data-sleek-node-id=\"L5SoyO\"\u003eLLAN MORRISON is a prolific author whose previous books include \u003c\/span\u003eGoanae No Dae That, Last Tram Tae Auchenshuggle, Haud ma Chips Ah’ve Drapped the Wean, Naw First Minister, Haud that Bus and Should’ve Gone Tae Specsavers, Ref! His media appearances include The One Show, The Riverside Show, Out of Doors and Good Morning Scotland. He is involved in charity work and after-dinner speaking, and is a member of his local Rotary club. Allan enjoys hillwalking, sport and travel, and is a keen football supporter. He and his wife live in the west of Scotland, and he is the proud grandfather of four grandchildren.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\" data-sleek-node-id=\"J80VD2\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-sleek-node-id=\"RSojpv\"\u003eBOB DEWAR \u003cspan data-sleek-node-id=\"d8jVAz\"\u003ewas born in Edinburgh at an early age. 16 years later he was published nationally. He worked in D.C. Thomson’s studio where, among other things, he ghosted Dennis the Menace. After going freelance, he did political and social commentary for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem data-sleek-node-id=\"miEpQd\"\u003eThe Scotsman \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan data-sleek-node-id=\"gXdGbh\"\u003enewspaper. He has illustrated books for the children’s and English Speaking Departments of Oxford University Press, Fife Educational Social Development, A\u0026amp;C Black and many Scottish publishers – Birlinn, Luath, Black \u0026amp; White and Itchy Coo. His work has also appeared in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem data-sleek-node-id=\"DOiIeF\"\u003eThe Times\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan data-sleek-node-id=\"f0J04h\"\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem data-sleek-node-id=\"16EI3Q\"\u003eThe Herald\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan data-sleek-node-id=\"tKqRpZ\"\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem data-sleek-node-id=\"5gkmpa\"\u003eScottish Field \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan data-sleek-node-id=\"GUGH53\"\u003eand The Scotch Malt Whisky Society. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\u003c!-- Publication Details --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePublication Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/strong\u003e Luath Press\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e 31 October 2013\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrint Length:\u003c\/strong\u003e 192 pages (Ebook edition)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eISBN (Ebook):\u003c\/strong\u003e 9781909912649\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFormat:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ebook\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/strong\u003e English\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\u003c!-- FAQ --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow do I access my ebook?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDownload \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/thegreyhill.com\/pages\/the-grey-hill-app\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Grey Hill App\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e and log in using the same email you used at checkout. 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